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10 Reasons Why Botox Is Better Than a Boyfriend

Boyfriend troubles? Going through a breakup?  We invite you to treat yourself to a healthy dose of breakup Botox while you read our top 10 reasons why Botox is better than a boyfriend.

1) Botox gives you freedom to cheat

…your age, that is. The wrinkle-free among us are ageless.  A woman of a certain age mystifies men.  This mystery adds excitement: and a woman never tells! Perhaps poet Oscar Wilde put it best: “One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”

2) It won’t judge

Botox does not discriminate. Whether you have laugh lines and nasolabial folds, frown lines, crow’s feet, drooping eyebrows, forehead creases, thin lips, or facial asymmetries, Botox will work for you. Visit us at National Laser Institute and get the same Botox as the sexy celebrities in Beverly Hills but for less!

3) Your secret is safe

If you don’t want anyone to know, Botox, when done right, won’t tell. According to Transform, a UK-based cosmetics company, 72 percent of women keep nonsurgical cosmetic procedures a secret.  Why is this so?  Perhaps it comes down to Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection.  Generally women and men will not reveal their anti-aging secrets to their competition.  And when they attract a partner, they keep it a secret from them too, hiding any evidence of their Botox treatments.

4) You can trust Botox

There’s no question: Botox works safely and effectively.  The low rate of side effects makes Botox an attractive alternative to a facelift, which requires cutting the skin and going under anesthesia. Botox can cause minor side effects such as bruising, lumpiness or skin discoloration, but these occur in less than 1 percent of cases, and are temporary, according to a study in the journal JAMA Dermatology.

5) Botox makes you happy

Did you know the muscles in your face actually send a signal back to your brain about the state of your emotions?  In a recent article titled Depressed? Botox might be the key to happiness, this exciting breakthrough is revealed.  Botox is now used as an alternative therapy for depression!

10 Reasons Why Botox Is Better Than A Boyfriend

10 Reasons Why Botox Is Better Than A Boyfriend


6) Botox provides you with security

If you can stave off wear and tear, you will look younger and possibly have a higher success rate of employment. Job seekers want to look younger to stay ahead of the curve.  Especially since tech luminary Mark Zuckerberg proclaimed “young people are just smarter,” creating even more incentive to appear youthful.

7) Botox cures your migraines rather than causing them

The discovery of Botox for migraine treatment happened by accident.  Patients who were using Botox for injection of wrinkles also happened to suffer from migraines. To the surprise of doctors, these patients reported improvement in their headaches following injection of Botox to their brow and forehead muscles.  Botox decreases muscle contraction which can trigger migraines.  It also may affect the brain-related chemical substance P which is associated with pain and migraine mechanisms.

8) You get to visit your handsome doctor to get Botox

This will make Mom proud! Don’t you just love a doctor visit – especially when you’re already feeling great?  Dress up.  Celebrate it.  Today’s Botox day and you get to flirt with your doctor!

9) Botox will never leave you for a younger woman

It actually becomes your best friend the older you get. One day, chances are high you’ll get married, which means your boyfriend will become your husband.  He will be legally bound to be attracted to you, or at least pretend.  Think of Botox as insurance.   Be the perpetual spring chicken in your relationship and he won’t even think about keeping the company of a younger woman.

10) Botox is cheaper and requires lower maintenance than a boyfriend

You only have to get it every 3 months – unlike your boyfriend, who needs your attention every 2.5 days or less.  Treatment with Botox not only makes you look good, it can also mean less time in front of the mirror.  Botox will simplify your beauty routine and getting ready to go out will be quicker.

We’ve got the insider secret on how you can get luxe beauty for less than the celebrities pay, and achieve a lasting return on your investment! At National Laser Institute you get the same luxury treatments as the celebrities without paying luxury prices. For the cost of one treatment at other luxury spas, you can knock two or three treatments off your celebrity beauty wish list at National Laser Institute! And that’s real value! Discover which product or service would be the best fit for your skin, call 800.574.8377 or click here and receive a free consultation with one of our expert skin care specialists.  If its a little bit of Breakup Botox you crave, get it at National Laser Institute for only $7.99/unit (retail $15/unit).

Louis J. Silberman is the CEO and Co-Founder of National Laser Institute, the pioneer of the medical aesthetics training industry and one of the largest educators in the country.